You have 10 Hanson CD's, one for each room of your house (who me? *guilty*).
When you track, and write down every movement they ever made and every syllable they ever uttered, then when ANYONE merely mentions "THEM" you break out the paper and read off their whole lives, right down to the current second.
You analyze every Hanson picture to see if you notice something on Hanson that no one else will.
You kiss your Hanson posters good night.
You play your Hanson CD's so loud when you listen to them around your mom she knows every word to every song on every single CD.
You get a detention for being "loud and argumentative" in your english class for defending Hanson to some Slipknot fan.
You pretend that they're with you, talk to the empty air, have pillow-fights with no one and even put out plates for them when you're gonna eat (so guilty as you can be...)!
You talk to your posters. Even worse, they answer.
You'll throw up Hanson's giant poster onto the BSB concert stage...and tell all their fans that they're teenie bopperz (hope they won't kill me, haha)!
Every morning when you get up from bed, you shout, "Zac, good morning!"
Tell everyone that you and Zac are now boyfriend and girlfriend, Tay asked you to marry him while you and Ike are now married.
In every question each person asks, you just answer, "Zac!".
You cry uncontrollably when someone makes fun of Hanson.
You used up your whole C drive on the computer with Hanson songs, pics, etc... (hehe, guilty)
You make a scrapbook full of everything they have done from Boomerang up to This Time Around!
You make your parents buy you a new leather jacket and silver necklace just because Zac got the same things (guilty)!
Your radio quit playing at all anymore because it got tired of playing Hanson, and your discman was extremely hot one morning because you wanted to fall asleep listening to Zac's voice...
You will only eat green jello, chicken, and chocolate ice cream because that is Zac's favorite food.
You know you're obsessed when you write Zac an email asking him to go to Tolo (formal school dance) with you (guilty as charged)!
You've got all the Hanson singles and CD's that have ever been made, even Boomerang and MMMBop!
You name your pets Ike, Tay, and Zac.
You buy so many magazines that you don't know how many you have.
You don't remember what color your walls are because of all your posters!
You send out wedding invitations, saying that you and Zac are getting married!
You won't answer if people call you by your real name: "It's Mrs. Hanson, idiot!"
You send yourself love letters and flowers, and
You start a rumor that you and Ike are going out, but of course he can't tell anyone. Tay will get jealous, and Zac just wants you back, right?
You put a whole bunch of fake names on a petition to get your local radio station to play Hanson.
You drop your current religion and convert to Hansonism.
You refuse to wear any color that isn't blue, red, or green.
You send threatening letters to anyone who says anything bad about Hanson.
You refuse to listen to anything but Hanson.
You've tried to get tickets to every single Hanson concert.
On Hanson Day, you make sure that you're only wearing everything of Hanson, and that your arms and face are covered in Hanson words!
You have three Middle Of Nowhere CD's because you've broken them by playing them so much.
You cut out little holes in all of your Hanson posters so that you can feed them.
You won't play your Snowed In CD because you think that Hanson will get dizzy.
You make your little brother or sister dress up like a member of the Hanson family so that you can take a picture of them and be able to say that you've met one of the Hansons.
Your parents know as much about Hanson as you do.
You fill up more than ten computer disks with Hanson-related things.
You convince your parents to take a family trip to London, England just so that you can go to the Doc Marten's store that Hanson went in.
You're scared to dress in your room because you think that your Hanson posters are watching and staring at you.
If you get into an arguement with your Mom about getting your cartilidge pierced, you say "But Mommy, Taylor got his cartilidge pierced!"
You think you're one of the Hansons...worse than that, you ring the doorbell to their house, and then when Walker answers, you say, "Hi Dad! I lost my key to the house!"...and even worse than that, Walker says, "Not again *your name here*. Go home!"
Whenever Hanson is on TV you jump up and down and yell for everyone that is in the house to come and watch the show, even if they don't like Hanson.
On Zac's birthday, you write "Zac" all over your hands and your arms, and you put your hair up into the little braids that Zac sometimes has.
You have everyone you know call you Lucy.
You convined your parents that Isaac, Taylor, and Zac are the only ones for you.
You can't leave your room without listening to a Hanson song.
You wrote Hanson, Isaac, Taylor, and Zac in glow-in-the-dark stickers on your wall so that you can see their names in the dark.
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